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Quite a racket, really. Couple of hours in costume and you come home with pillowcases and plastic pumpkins full of candy.

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I mentioned last week (in my failed quest to locate any mini 3 Musketeers bars) that I have a system for doling out those treats.

Best costumes get mini chocolate bars only. Regular costumes get a combination of bars and candy. Lacklustre costumes (a robe belt pinned to your jacket is not a cat香蕉视频直播檚 tail) or return customers get lollipops or only.

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An elaborate or innovative costume alone will get you a couple of mini chocolate bars.

But good manners will also boost your chances at the best treats.

Compliment the decorations on the house (which I annually have nothing to do with, but take all the credit for at the door) and you might get bumped up a category.

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If you tell me to smell your feet, watch out for an air drop.

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While I understand why folks love dressing up for Halloween, I was never a big fan.

For me, it was all about practicality.

Was it easy to get in and out of?

Was it warm?

Would it require more than a three-word explanation if someone asked what I was?

Did it provide enough mobility to run from the older bandits who, instead of trick-or-treating, chose to steal from the industrious younger kids actually putting in the work?

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Black Press digital editor John McKinley: 香蕉视频直播淚 remember having hockey practice one Halloween night when I was a little guy and just keeping my gear on (minus the skates). Lacking imagination maybe, but with one car, living in a rural neighbourhood, and two other kids to worry about, I give a big thumbs up to my Mom香蕉视频直播檚 pragmatism.香蕉视频直播�

Solid. Still, maybe one mini chocolate bar.

And the warmth should always be a factor. Cowichan Valley Citizen editor Andrea Rondeau recalls her early costume days: 香蕉视频直播淥urs were pretty home-made most of the time 香蕉视频直播� mummy (white plastic garbage bags), ice skater. Biggest quibble is that none of them were warm enough to wear for our climate without covering the whole thing up with a coat 香蕉视频直播� especially when it was raining.香蕉视频直播�

Always factor in the weather. Dressing as cotton candy would be a remarkably poor choice.

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I do remember one night way back when, where I went as a shirtless Zombie priest (don香蕉视频直播檛 ask), wearing just a collar and some freakish face paint. The blasphemous effort may explain how I ended up fast asleep behind a restaurant food bin.

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Do you have any fun costume stories? Any favourites from back in your heyday? Any favourites worn by your own offspring? Any trick-or-treat horror stories? Send me all of them.

Bonus points for hilarious pictures.

禄 PQB News/Vancouver Island Free Daily editor Philip Wolf welcomes your questions, comments and story ideas. He can be reached at philip.wolf@blackpress.ca or 250-905-0029.