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Coffee matchmaker: What brew style matches your personality?

Growing up in the Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™80s it seemed there were only two ways to make coffee: the drip coffeemaker on every familyÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s kitchen counter, and the 100-cup behemoth that brewed brown sludge at hockey arenas, church functions and school concerts.
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Are you a thoughtful artist with a Chemex, or a convenience queen with a single-serve coffee maker? Find out what your coffee brewing style says about your personality. Photo: Amazon

Growing up in the Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™80s it seemed there were only two ways to make coffee: the drip coffeemaker on every familyÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s kitchen counter, and the that brewed brown sludge at hockey arenas, church functions and school concerts.

Since then, coffee culture has percolated throughout Canadian society, and it seems everyone has their own distinct brewing style. But what does it say about you? And can you align your brew style with your personality?

1. Practical planner

You thrive on efficiency, crave consistency and donÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™t have time to waste on morning meditations or hand-crafted creations. You need caffeine and you need it now.

Enter the , which makes the same reliable cup of joe day after day in batches big enough to guzzle. Set it and forget it, enjoying cup after cup as you fuel the real priorities of the day.

2. Thoughtful artist

The with its tasteful leather collar is elegant and sophisticated, and you look a bit like a potion master as you gently soak your grinds. Is it fast? No. But youÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™re not in a hurry. You have time to contemplate the flavour profile of every bean as you wait for the water to boil, wait for the grounds to saturate, wait for the water to drain, and finally enjoy your timeless treat.

3. Cutting-edge gamer

Retired Stanford engineering instructor Alan Adler was in the business of inventing Frisbees and other sport toys when he invented the in 2005. It looks like no other coffee maker, itÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s hands-on and itÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s adaptable, making it appealing to people like you, who love owning the latest and greatest technology. With its toy-like design and various brewing styles (raise your hand if you love the inverted process), it turns coffee into a game Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥” and youÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™re winning.

4. Convenience queen

Not too big, not too small, and certainly not too much fuss Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥” you enjoy a convenient cup of coffee without the prep or clean-up. ThatÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s why you love your with its perfectly portioned pods. In the mood for a cappuccino? ThereÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s a pod for that. On a decaf kick? Swapping pods is a snap. Brew in under a minute, toss the pod in the recycling bin, and wrap your fingers around a mug of comfort thatÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s even more convenient than the drive-through.

5. Old World attitude

ItÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s not easy, but then when have easy things ever tasted the best? Your (or maybe you call it a Bialetti or ) is rugged and coffee-spattered, and youÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ve spent years perfecting the proportions to make the perfect cup. Yes, some mornings it takes painfully long for your stove burner to get the percolations going. Yes, the sounds of those percolations are like a jungle cat growl, and sometimes spill over. Yes, that last sip can be clouded with grit. But you like to live dangerously.

6. Generous Goldilocks

You pay attention to trends and care about your coffee, but youÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™re not going to obsess over it. With a , a just-right cup of coffee comes without too much effort, and thereÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s usually enough to share. You can get precise by , you can keep it hot with an , and you can make a litre at once so you donÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™t have to hoard every cup.

7. Frothy high-roller

There are two ways to be a frothy high-roller: either you buy a daily latté from your neighbourhood barista, or youÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ve invested in your very own . Either way, you enjoy a café-style cup of coffee and youÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ll spare no expense to get it. Your morning ritual is precious so youÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ve made it a priority, and youÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™re not going to hide it. And you also need it to be known that there are TWO parts to a perfect cup of coffee: the mahogany liquid and the lofty whips of the milk of your choice.

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