Can you hear it?
Not yet? OK, hang in there. The goal is to have you Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥˜hearÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ this piece, if possible for you of course, and without any fancy computer technology.
Prior to Christmas, I absent-mindedly opened a can of diet Ginger Ale (donÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™t judge). There was no one else home, it was completely quiet and the Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥˜clack, tssssshhhhÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ sound just seemed to resonate more than usual.
Opening of a pop or beer can has to be one of the best sounds out there. Got me thinking. What are the other Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥˜bestÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ sounds?
So, with the help of some of my talented Black Press colleagues, hereÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s a sample of those sounds.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The crunch, crunch of skates on ice, especially the first couple of steps. Even better if youÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™re outside on a pond or a lake. Anyone else remember the frightening sound of ice Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥˜settlingÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ beneath you when youÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™re way out above deep water? You thought it was cracking and you were about to meet a watery demise? Still sends chills down my spine.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The rumble of a V8 engine. Always awesome. Reminds me of days watching my first sports hero, Rick OÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™Dell, at Western Speedway. Being in the pits or front row and listening as the cars zoomed by in a pack (even more intense at an Indy Car or F1 race) was always memorable. Stick tap (also a great sound) to the sound of an idling dragster or funny car. IÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™d even toss in the distinctive sound of an old VW engine.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ Harder to find these days, but the smooth slice of a paper cutter.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ My ringtone. The guitar intro by Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥˜Sweet Child oÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ MineÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ by Guns NÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ Roses. Live a Pavlovian dog, I instinctively reach for my phone whenever I hear the song on the radio.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥˜hisssssssssss thwackÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ sound of a good fastball hitting a catcherÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s mitt. Also the perfect sound (and feeling) when you absolutely barrel up on a pitch. Similar to a perfectly piped golf drive.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The ping of a shot off a metal goalpost. Even better if youÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™re the goalie.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ A babyÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s uncontrolled giggle. Try not to laugh yourself.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ A chainsaw firing up. Same for an old lawn mower.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ My MumÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s voice. Man, I wish we had more videos back in the day. Also the distinctive sound of any family memberÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s walk in the hall at night.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ A rotary phone when you had a series of higher numbers.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The noise of a diving board when you jump as high as you can. Also the calming sound after you enter the water.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The first bite of a foldover kettle chip.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The woosh tearing off the metal lid on a fresh container of tennis balls.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The pleasing slice of scissors skating atop wrapping paper.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The staccato popping of bubble wrap.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The thunderous ending to a fireworks show. (Dogs donÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™t agree).
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ Thunder itself. And lightning. And pounding rain outside your window.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The crunch of your boot steps in fresh snow, while youÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™re otherwise surrounded by a cloak of white silence.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The rush of a raging river. The calming sounds of waves lapping on the beach.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The school bell/buzzer to end the day.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The piercing shriek of a boiling kettle.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ Birds chirping outside your open window on a summer morning.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The flapping of sheets, hanging on a clothesline and dancing in the breeze.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The bang of Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥˜capsÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ from those little toy guns back in the day.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥˜cheep, cheep, tweeetÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ of Mattel Classic Football, still the worldÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s best electronic game.
So, have you Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥˜heardÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™ any of them yet as you read along?
HereÏ㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s some more, from my colleagues:
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ Guitar fuzz set just left to sustain.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The Seismic Charges from Star Wars.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ R2D2Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥™s screams when something goes wrong.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The sound of a really nice bike freehub when it spins.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ The crackle of a campfire.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ Loons at a lake (the birds, I hope).
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ Distant train horns.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ A dog snoring; a cat purring.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ Anchor chains, plane engines and train whistles.
Ï㽶ÊÓƵֱ²¥¢ Those chimes that precede announcements on the ferries.
What are some of your favourites? Anything not listed here that resonated with you? Let me know.
PQB News/VI Free Daily editor can be reached by email at philip.wolf@blackpress.ca or by phone at 250-905-0019.