Can you hear it?
Not yet? OK, hang in there. The goal is to have you Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥˜hearÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™ this piece, if possible for you of course, and without any fancy computer technology.
Prior to Christmas, I absent-mindedly opened a can of diet Ginger Ale (donÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™t judge). There was no one else home, it was completely quiet and the Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥˜clack, tssssshhhhÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™ sound just seemed to resonate more than usual.
Opening of a pop or beer can has to be one of the best sounds out there. Got me thinking. What are the other Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥˜bestÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™ sounds?
So, with the help of some of my talented Black Press colleagues, hereÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™s a sample of those sounds.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The crunch, crunch of skates on ice, especially the first couple of steps. Even better if youÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™re outside on a pond or a lake. Anyone else remember the frightening sound of ice Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥˜settlingÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™ beneath you when youÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™re way out above deep water? You thought it was cracking and you were about to meet a watery demise? Still sends chills down my spine.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The rumble of a V8 engine. Always awesome. Reminds me of days watching my first sports hero, Rick OÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™Dell, at Western Speedway. Being in the pits or front row and listening as the cars zoomed by in a pack (even more intense at an Indy Car or F1 race) was always memorable. Stick tap (also a great sound) to the sound of an idling dragster or funny car. IÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™d even toss in the distinctive sound of an old VW engine.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ Harder to find these days, but the smooth slice of a paper cutter.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ My ringtone. The guitar intro by Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥˜Sweet Child oÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™ MineÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™ by Guns NÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™ Roses. Live a Pavlovian dog, I instinctively reach for my phone whenever I hear the song on the radio.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥˜hisssssssssss thwackÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™ sound of a good fastball hitting a catcherÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™s mitt. Also the perfect sound (and feeling) when you absolutely barrel up on a pitch. Similar to a perfectly piped golf drive.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The ping of a shot off a metal goalpost. Even better if youÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™re the goalie.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ A babyÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™s uncontrolled giggle. Try not to laugh yourself.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ A chainsaw firing up. Same for an old lawn mower.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ My MumÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™s voice. Man, I wish we had more videos back in the day. Also the distinctive sound of any family memberÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™s walk in the hall at night.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ A rotary phone when you had a series of higher numbers.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The noise of a diving board when you jump as high as you can. Also the calming sound after you enter the water.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The first bite of a foldover kettle chip.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The woosh tearing off the metal lid on a fresh container of tennis balls.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The pleasing slice of scissors skating atop wrapping paper.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The staccato popping of bubble wrap.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The thunderous ending to a fireworks show. (Dogs donÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™t agree).
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ Thunder itself. And lightning. And pounding rain outside your window.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The crunch of your boot steps in fresh snow, while youÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™re otherwise surrounded by a cloak of white silence.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The rush of a raging river. The calming sounds of waves lapping on the beach.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The school bell/buzzer to end the day.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The piercing shriek of a boiling kettle.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ Birds chirping outside your open window on a summer morning.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The flapping of sheets, hanging on a clothesline and dancing in the breeze.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The bang of Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥˜capsÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™ from those little toy guns back in the day.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥˜cheep, cheep, tweeetÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™ of Mattel Classic Football, still the worldÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™s best electronic game.
So, have you Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥˜heardÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™ any of them yet as you read along?
HereÏã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™s some more, from my colleagues:
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ Guitar fuzz set just left to sustain.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The Seismic Charges from Star Wars.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ R2D2Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥™s screams when something goes wrong.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The sound of a really nice bike freehub when it spins.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ The crackle of a campfire.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ Loons at a lake (the birds, I hope).
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ Distant train horns.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ A dog snoring; a cat purring.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ Anchor chains, plane engines and train whistles.
Ïã½¶ÊÓÆµÖ±²¥¢ Those chimes that precede announcements on the ferries.
What are some of your favourites? Anything not listed here that resonated with you? Let me know.
PQB News/VI Free Daily editor can be reached by email at philip.wolf@blackpress.ca or by phone at 250-905-0019.