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Letter: What would Leonard do?

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FILE - In this April 17, 2009, file photo, Leonard Cohen performs during the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival in Indio, Calif. - Image: AP Photo/Chris Pizzello, File

To the editor:

It was 30 years ago this month that Canadian singer-songwriter Leonard Cohen released his classic album, I香蕉视频直播檓 Your Man. One of the album香蕉视频直播檚 highlights, Everybody Knows, has been variously described by critics as 香蕉视频直播渂itterly pessimistic香蕉视频直播 yet funny, or, more strongly, 香蕉视频直播渁 bleak prophecy about the end of the world as we know it.香蕉视频直播

At the 2017 Juno gala dinner, son Adam Cohen recalled that his father 香蕉视频直播渨as one of the only people I know, who had the most absurd prediction that anybody in my midst would dare have: He predicted Donald Trump was going to be the president of the United States, which of course made us all laugh hysterically.香蕉视频直播

Leonard Cohen died Nov. 7, 2016 at age 82香蕉视频直播攐ne day before Trump defeated Hillary Clinton in the U.S. presidential election.

I hope Leonard Cohen will be pleased with this slight rewrite of Everybody Knows:

Everybody Knows 2.0

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Everybody smiles when the camera香蕉视频直播檚 on

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Everybody knows the fake guy won

Everybody knows his temper is quick

The rich get richer, the poor get sick

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Everybody knows

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Everybody knows that The Donald lies

Everybody got this broken feeling

Like their country or their dog just died

The top one percent fill their pockets

Where does Wolff send the box of chocolates?

Now I suppose

Everybody knows

Everybody knows what he said to Billy

Everybody knows all his tweets are true

Everybody knows he reads all documents

Ah, give or take a time or two

Everybody knows the spineless GOP

And there were so many Russians he just had to meet

With a friendly pose

And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows

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Everybody knows, everybody knows

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Everybody knows how much he offends

And everybody knows that you live forever

Ah, when you香蕉视频直播檙e watching Fox & Friends

Everybody knows the chaotic West Wing

Do the Dreamers mean anything?

What will Mueller disclose

So everybody knows

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And there are so many cheeseburgers he just has to eat

When in repose

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From the plaque below the Statue of Liberty

To the beach at Mar-a-Lago

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And who it is they blame

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Everybody knows of serious voter fraud

He knows more about ISIS than the generals

Everybody knows Mexico pays for the wall

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Fire and fury will have lots of heat

So before it blows

Everybody knows

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Everybody knows he paid the porn star

Everybody knows he香蕉视频直播檒l talk to Mueller

As long as it is not behind bars

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Dems who don香蕉视频直播檛 clap are a treasonous clique

They are his foes

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David Buckna Kelowna

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